Thursday 31 December 2020

Let it snow (crab), let it snow (crab), let it SPAM

 A final, very quick post for 2020 here - one of my frequent trawls of the supermarket shelves recently revealed that despite its reputation for being the upmarket choice for your grocery shop, Waitrose really does cater to all tastes and budgets when it comes to tins. 

On the top shelf in the tinned aisle, you'll find petite cans of Atlantic Snow Crab, which works out at £10.45 per 100g, and a King Crab and Atlantic Snow Crab mix for a staggering £15.50.

Culture Canned by Lockdown: SPAM, Beans and Soup

While 2020 has been a fairly terrible year, we must look for the positives.

None of us were able to travel very far this year, but thankfully I hadn't made any travel plans in the first two months of 2020, so didn't have to make any disappointing cancellations on that front. I didn't venture any further than the Sussex coast for a few days' cycling in August, but that was very enjoyable in its own way. Last year, I made it as far as Lake Superior (not by bike, obviously), to visit a friend I hadn't seen for a decade, on the northernmost part of border between Minnesota and Wisconsin. If Covid had happened last year, I would have had to cancel that, which would have been downright depressing.

Despite being in Minnesota, I didn't make it to what must surely be one of that state's best loved attractions - the SPAM Museum in Austin. Yes, that's right - an entire museum devoted to SPAM. Austin is in the very south of the state, and as I quickly discovered, distances on maps of the US can be quite deceptive. It's a big old place (Lake Superior alone is a similar size to Austria), and hence just 'nipping down' to Austin and back for the day to look at some tins of SPAM really wasn't feasible. But having had such a brilliant time anyway, I wasn't fussed at all.

More Spiced and Tinned Treats from a Tier 4 Christmas

Spiced fruit like the plums in the previous post can, of course, by enjoyed at any time of the year, but it definitely has a particularly Christmas feel about it. And it doesn't have to be a solely sweet thing - they can be a fine addition to savoury courses too. In the last few days before Christmas, one of the featured recipes on Nigella Lawson's website was her Spiced Peaches - in which she specifically calls for tinned peaches to be used, not fresh, and in syrup rather than the healthier option of those in juice. And what Nigella says must be obeyed.

As with the spiced plums, the recipe could hardly be simpler - tip a can of peach halves into a saucepan with a tablespoon of vinegar, a cinnamon stick, sliced fresh ginger, cloves, peppercorns and dried chilli flakes. Bring to the boil, then turn off and leave to cool. And that's it. They'll keep for a week or so if refrigerated. I only had tinned peach slices in juice in my stash, but did still have most of the tin of apricots in syrup that I'd opened for those meringues in my last post but one, so I reckoned they'd do. Pears would probably be quite nice too.


Wednesday 30 December 2020

Impulse buys, plum puddings and other fine messes

As mentioned in my last post, I've spent a fair few hours and pounds trawling through the rabbit warren that is eBay, on the search for tin-related things - not just cookbooks and pamphlets, but all sorts of other random items which I really don't need, but being The Tin Cannoisseur, I feel compelled to buy. Hence the set of mugs bearing the label designs of Heinz' most popular tinned products (Tomato Soup, Spaghetti, Baked Beans), the Carnation Milk apron, and the Green Giant lapel pin. The Campbell's Soup facemask has at least proved a very useful purchase this year though.




Friday 25 December 2020

Have a CFAB Christmas!

Merry Christmas one and all!

Well, it's been a funny old year, hasn't it? Do you remember when we were being told things would be back to something like normal by Christmas? They said much the same about the First World War, too. Ah well, maybe next year. But let's not dwell on such matters.

As regular readers will know, as well as always keeping my eyes open for interesting tins, and constantly adding more to my kitchen cupboards (to the extent that the shelves are groaning under the weight) I have also amassed quite a collection of cookbooks and pamphlets focusing on tinned foods, largely found on eBay. Quite often these were originally produced as promotional items by the manufacturers of the foods themselves - there seem to have been a vast number over the years from the big players like Heinz and Campbells - but recently I have come across a number of publications, from the 1950s onwards, from an organisation called the Canned Foods Advisory Bureau (or CFAB, as I have dubbed it purely for the purposes of the title of this post), whose function seems to have been to promote the use of all kinds of tinned foods to the "modern housewife" (their terminology, not mine!) and show how much quicker and easier they make the daily challenge of putting something nutritious and appealing on the table. In that way it was very much a precursor of current organisations like Canned Food UK and Love Canned Food, and it may well also have been funded by manufacturers of either tinned foods or the tin cans themselves.

I couldn't let Christmas pass without sharing this fabulous Canned Food Advisory Bureau pamphlet from the 1950s or 60s (there's no date on it unfortunately), entitled "Christmas Fare".


Saturday 19 December 2020

Well, you can live on tinned food, but...

In my last-but-one post, I wrote about Trump's bizarre statement about tinned soup, and how it is (according to him) bring used by protestors as an innocent-looking missile to throw at police. Many thanks to my friend and reader of this blog who sent me this fab sticker soon after! 


There didn't seem to be any evidence to back up Trump's assertion (not that he cares too much about minor details like that), but it reminded me that tin cans can be put to similar use, but with good intent - to fight crime, for example.

Friday 6 November 2020

Phantom Tins and Spooky Shrooms

Shortly after my last post, which featured fishcakes somewhat shoddily shaped as skulls, I came across the splendid blog Ghoul at Heart, which features an amazing collection of spooky-themed recipes, from a blogger who loves Halloween so much that she writes about it all year round. That might seem a little excessive, but when your creations are as good as these, why the hell not? I was particularly taken by her "Bread of the Dead" recipe, which is essentially just mushrooms on toast, but the mushrooms are individually carved into little skulls, and the bread is as dark as night, having had squid ink added to the dough. The skulls put my fishy attempts to complete and utter shame, though in my defence, they probably took rather longer to create. I felt I would just admire them rather than attempt to make them myself - but they did remind me that I had recently acquired a tin of Chinese straw mushrooms which were already fairly spooky-looking, without having had anything done to them.


Monday 19 October 2020

Shiver me tin-bers...

 Avast, ye land-lubbers! Don't be hangin' the jib there - let's splice the mainbrace! Fill yer cup with grog, and join me in a shanty, for this day be the finest day in all the year - arrrr, that's right, it be time for scurvy folk across all the seven seas to talk like a pirate once again!

Or at least it was, when I started work on this post on 19th September - International Talk Like A Pirate Day. But that's already a whole month ago, so the day is but a distant memory I'm afraid. But never ye mind - you can talk like a pirate on whatever day you want to really - and perhaps should be encouraged to, much in the same way that pancakes shouldn't be restricted just to Pancake Day - they're far too tasty for that. But it's nice to be reminded, and join with others to do so once a year, at the very least.

We can do better than just talk like pirates though - dressing and drinking like them are actively encouraged on 19th September too. If ever there was a time to get out the bandanas and stripy shirts from the back of the cupboard, and pour yourself a tot or two of rum, this is it. As for eating like pirates though, maybe not so much. In the golden age of piracy, at a time when preserving food for long voyages was largely limited to drying and salting, even your average sailor in the navy could expect little more than weeks and months of hard, dry ships' biscuits and heavily salted or dried beef, with the lack of vitamins making scurvy and poor health a constant worry. The food aboard a pirate ship could well have made that seem like luxury. Sticking to rum was probably wise.

While this was a time well before the development of canning, my pirate-themed meal was, naturally, tin-based - with this 'Pirat' brand tin of fish that I had found in a Polish supermarket a while ago. Speaking not a single word of Polish, I had no real idea of what I was buying - I couldn't even be 100% sure it was a tin of fish, though the flat shape, as well as its position alongside other more obviously fishy specimens on the supermarket shelf, suggested that was the case, and I was keen to give it a go whatever.

Thursday 3 September 2020

White House, Black Beans, and the Weaponisation of Soup

In one of the more random items of tinned food news in recent months, a couple of weeks back, Ivanka Trump posted a photo of herself on her various social media platforms, holding a tin of Goya brand black beans, with the caption "If it's Goya, it's got to be good" in both English and Spanish. It followed on from a tweet from the previous week by the Great Orange One himself, where he simply said "I LOVE @GoyaFoods!", and a subsequent post on Instagram, showing a picture of him in the Oval Office, giving a double-thumbs up to the array of products from the Hispanic-owned firm on the desk in front of him, including tins of beans and coconut milk.

 

Wednesday 8 July 2020

Red or white?

It occurred to me shortly after making the Butter Beans with White Wine, Sage and and Garlic from Jessica Elliott Dennison's Tin Can Magic that I should really have made the alternative version she gives a recipe for (Butter Beans with Red Wine and Fennel) at the same time, and tried them together to compare and contrast the two. Perhaps one day I will make a big batch of both when I have friends over for dinner, so I can ask "Red or white?" when it comes to serving up.

This reminded me though that I had done something similar a long time ago (in the very early days of this blog; yet another thing I never got round to writing about it) using tins of Homepride Cook-In Sauces. Well over five years must have passed now since I spotted these tins of Red Wine and White Wine & Cream sauces "reduced to clear" in my local supermarket. This seemed a little odd, as they were well within their best before dates, so I wondered if maybe they weren't selling very well and were being discontinued. Homepride make a whole range of ready-made sauces in jars, so perhaps those were just more popular among consumers - they're certainly a far more common sight on supermarket shelves. While we're used to buying tins of 'things in a sauce', be that beans, pasta or anything else, having a sauce on its own in a tin seems a bit strange, as if the main ingredient had been left out by mistake.

Friday 19 June 2020

Magic Beans (and other tins): Tin Can Magic review

And so on to the last of my tinned cookbook reviews - this time, Tin Can Magic by Jessica Elliott Dennison, published at the very end of 2019. Jessica is the founder of 27 Elliott's, a cafe, supperclub and workshop space in Edinburgh, and previously worked as a food stylist and as part of the retail and licensing team in the Jamie Oliver Group. Tin Can Magic (her second book after 2018's Salad Feasts) focuses on easy meal solutions, using trusty storecupboard tins to form the backbone of everyday cooking.


From my previous reviews, I had felt that both the look and feel of Lola Milne's Take One Tin  was a touch more upmarket than Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe, and Tin Can Magic feels like a step yet further in that direction - it's a very smart-looking book, flexibound this time, which is becoming increasingly popular in the book world of late, a sort of halfway house between a hardback and a paperback. The full colour photography throughout is highly stylised, with lots of moody shadows being cast on or by the dishes. Occasionally one of the featured tin sneaks into a shot, and while the front of the labels are turned away from the camera, you don't need to be too much of a tin cannoisseur to spot that they are Waitrose-branded, perhaps giving a sense of who the book is being pitched towards. Note also that the book's tagline is "simple, delicious recipes using pantry staples", the somewhat archaic word immediately suggesting a large, spacious kitchen, with room for a walk-in space to store food, rather than a tiny little kitchen with a few cupboards in a studio flat. Let's face it, only posh people have a pantry, or at least call it that.

Sunday 31 May 2020

Reviews Take Two: Take One Tin

In my last post I tried out some of the recipes from Jack Monroe's Tin Can Cook, which was published last year but has come back to attention of late given the current situation. It is, however, not alone in that respect: there have been two other tin-based cookbooks published even more recently - but still before anyone could have dreamed how events would pan out in 2020 - whose profiles are also benefiting from the current surge in interest in, and need for, storecupboard-friendly recipes. This time I will be taking a look at Take One Tin by Lola Milne.


Saturday 23 May 2020

A Tin-dred Spirit: Tin Can Cook review

If you are the sort of person who watches lots of cooking programmes on television, reads the food pages in the weekend newspapers, or maybe even (whisper it) follows the bizarre flights of fancy of food bloggers now and again, you may have noticed a significant increase of late in articles focusing on the big theme of the moment. Features such as "Recipes to make the most of your storecupboards", "Use up all those unloved spices" and "No flour? No problem! Alternative baking recipes" are popping up left, right and centre, and there has been plenty specifically focusing on tinned foods too. In the same day, I read one website's "Top 10 Tinned Tomato Tips" - providing ideas for those who panic-bought in the lead-up to lockdown and now don't know what to do with all their tins - and another site's article on "The Best Pasta Sauces that Don't Use Tinned Tomatoes", for those who've been less lucky and found the supermarket shelves empty.

It's no surprise really; all writers, commissioning editors and broadcasters want to make their work relevant and up to date, but it does feel like a slight jumping on the bandwagon. Both the tinned tomato articles mentioned above featured fairly standard, not particularly exciting recipes that just happened to include (or not include) a fairly common storecupboard ingredient - and you suspect that pretty soon the writers will be returning to more normal territory, where tins and so on don't get much of a look in. I have a lot of time for Jamie Oliver, but I feel his recent TV series "Keep Cooking and Carry On" at the start of the lockdown was a similar case in point. In the four weeks' worth of daily programmes, he offered up "incredible recipes, tips and hacks, specifically tailored for the unique times we're living in, and how to make the most of kitchen staples", but it didn't seem all that different to his usual output, aside from giving suggestions of what to do with leftovers, and alternative ingredients if you couldn't find the ones he specified. Even that was quickly parodied online though:

Monday 27 April 2020

More flamin' tuna? Yes please!

For a few weeks last month it was near enough impossible to find either tinned foods or toilet rolls in the supermarkets as people had a bit of a pre-lockdown panic and demand massively outstripped supply. Thankfully things (and indeed people) have calmed down a bit now, with both shops and shoppers getting used to the new normal.


Which is a relief, because if you've got a tin of tuna and a toilet roll, plus a lighter and some outdoor space, you've got the basis for an extraordinarily tasty meal. Sound bizarre? Yes it is, but let me explain.

Friday 17 April 2020

Taking Stock (3)

And finally in the stock cupboard trilogy...the beef stock.


I actually remembered to shake the tin before opening this time, but in this one there seemed to be practically no fat at all to be dispersed. Except, weirdly, for this one yellowish clump, about the size of a bean, floating near the surface:


Sunday 5 April 2020

Taking Stock (1)


After my last post, I'm going to try not to dwell too much on the current Corona-situation, as distractions from the news are always welcome at times like this. It may still be the starting point for a post - and that is the case this time, I'm afraid - but I promise I'll get onto the tins as quickly as I can.

In recent days many people will have been paying more attention to the food they have at home, making use of what's in their cupboards and hopefully restricting new purchases to what they really need. Now is certainly a good time for a bit of a sort-out - I have had a couple of very productive and strangely therapeutic afternoons taking everything out of my various cupboards, noting down what I've got, what needs using up first, removing anything that has gone too far past its best and putting everything else back in a more orderly fashion.

It's a good thing there isn't a law that we all have to declare publicly the contents of our kitchen cupboards though, as anyone looking at mine would probably accuse me of mass stock-piling of tins. As it happens, I've not actually bought any since the coronavirus situation kicked off - I've just been slowly amassing them over the years this blog has been in existence, but not really using them up at the same rate. So, there are quite a lot of them. To the extent that having found myself with good supplies of some of the more standard tinned items (tomatoes, chickpeas etc), I took a few a long to the local foodbank collection so that someone who's really in need at this time can hopefully benefit from them.


The more unusual items I have held onto, and will do my best to work my way through over the coming weeks. Some tins I have little memory of buying, and/or are already well past their use-by dates. For example, while doing my stock-take, I discovered that I had not one, not two, but three tins of, errr, stock: fish, chicken and beef, from the John Lusty brand. All were very much out-of-date, but in my defence, they probably were when I bought them, as I think I got them at the posh food shop nearby, where everything is so overpriced that I very rarely buy anything that's not in their bargain box and hence nearing its best before date.

Sunday 29 March 2020

The Road back to normal life will be a long one...

Wherever in the world you might be reading this, you won't need me to tell you that these are dark and uncertain times we find ourselves in. There are few corners of the globe that have not been hit by Coronavirus to some extent. It has changed the day-to-day lives of billions of people and had a devastating effect on lives, livelihoods, communities, healthcare systems and economies. How long everyday life will be put on hold for, no-one quite knows. Here in the UK, like many countries, we are now effectively under a lockdown, after a fortnight or so of seeing fears and precautions grow little by little - perhaps too slowly, and perhaps we will pay for that in the long term.

The more stringent measures do seem to be having the required effect, with people staying at home, and observing 'social distancing' when out in public, and even the panic-buying seems to have subsided, or at least the supermarket shelves are staying full for longer than they were. We're so used to supermarkets always being able to give us an enormous amount of choice as to what we buy and eat, that when that is no longer the case, it feels hugely disconcerting.

One day last week, after returning from several shops that had been stripped of toilet paper, long-life foods and cleaning products, I saw a homeless person shuffling along, pushing their possessions in an old trolley, and was suddenly reminded of Cormac McCarthy's 2006 novel The Road. It felt like the end of times. I had to put some happy music on when I got home, to remind myself that it isn't.

Monday 23 March 2020

Ho, ho, hearts of palm

My last post was somewhat more from the heart than is customary for me - which leads seamlessly on to this one, concerning a tin of...Hearts of Palm.

Old label
New label
I'd bought this one quite some time ago - so long, in fact, that they've changed the label design since - but only tried it very recently, in an attempt to use up some of the more out-of-date specimens in my cupboard. Green Giant are of course best known for their sweetcorn, and the iconic chuckle/jingle which has featured in their adverts for donkey's years, but they do also produce a few speciality products, of which the hearts of palm is one. The company's website suggests describes them as "a tender and mild delicacy from the heart of the palm tree. Try them in salads, on pizza, or served with antipasto." I can't believe they're a very big seller; a tin seems to retail at about £2.40 whichever supermarket you go to, which isn't cheap for tinned veg. I think I must have got mine when the whole Green Giant range was on offer somewhere.

Saturday 21 March 2020

Can-do Attitude


Oh, hello there! As you may know, it's not uncommon for me to start my blogposts remarking upon how time has flown, and apologising for not having posted anything for ages. And this one is no different. Somehow, it's been over a year since I last wrote, despite my best intentions at the time, and again at the start of 2020, to turn over a new leaf and post more often.